Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for March 13, 2022

Oy!

And now you’re going to get it!

Buzz-ted

that looks like something Hammie would do, lol- the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. :D

Collateral damage !

you can tell he learned that technique on the fly…

Great, after you wash your hands, you can help clean the mess you just made.

Bad aim! Go get some fly swatters please!

What Darryl hasn’t got is a clue.

But at what cost. Kinda like using a $1M missile to kill one al-Qaeda leader

Walter White in the kitchen.

I saw an online photo of a wrecked house with the caption “I killed the spider!”

Got them, not “it”.

I had to battle a gnat for ten minutes before I got in bed last night!

use a NEW dish towel when you re-wash those dishes and pans!

that’s what my dyson is for! plus there’s that satisfying little thunk as the bug hits the innards!

A room in the Star Wars universe: People are reading or quietly playing games. Suddenly, a blaster is fired. As people there hug the floor or use furniture as shields, blaster fire continues.

Luke Skywalker has advanced dementia, and is trying to kill a fly with a blaster.

The main advantage you have over flies is that you are smarter. Stop and think. Otherwize, the flies win like this one did.

just like a cat in blinds

Now clean up your mess.

You’re not Linus van Pelt, Darryl. You’re not going to thwap a fly with a piece of cloth

Why does this make me think of current events in Europe?

I’ll show him how it’s really supposed to be done!

Congratulations. Now clean up your mess.

Trying to catch the fly is a bigger mess than actually getting it.

This reminds me of a Joe Walsh music video.

There’s one in every house determined to prove they’re smarter than insects.

Haha! XD And now YOU get to clean the kitchen!

I use to kill flies with a dish towel as a teen. I switched to rubber bands in college and after. Then I took Karate classes and started catching them in mid flight. Now, I use fly paper.

This is why you use fly tape!

I was a crack fly shot when I was a bit younger.