Close to Home by John McPherson for March 03, 2022

Lenny has a death wish.

Lenny will need short sheets when his cellmate snaps his legs off at the knees.

Lenny’s not long for this world!

Lenny’s doing a dime, but “The Professor” is doing $√2.

And Lenny never walked the same or ate solid food again…

what’s with the cockroaches?

Tomorrow it’s the warm water gag.

Bleeb has a…cousin?

Also, can’t say I’ve seen “√2” used as a grawlix before.

Ah, I see that Dalcon has caught up with Bleeb again. Alas, there goes Bleeb’s time of low stress observation of human behavior. Now it’s observe, evade, observe; evade. Be careful, Bleeb!

Are you sure it wasn’t Dalcon? He is right there, after all.

Look out, Bleeb!

I have a sneaky suspicion that scar head there doesn’t have fond memories of “camp”.

Sleep with one eye open Lenny

As the old joke goes- Don’t worry he’s in for white collar crimes. Killed a couple of priests.

I don’t get it…at least not visually.

… and they wrote songs about Lenny! … and everybody got to move up one space in the chow line.

Lenny’s last laugh.

Lenny got to finish out his sentence in the hospital ward.

What is short sheeting?

Unfortunately for Lenny, his bunk mate didn’t have a sense of humor.

Lenny is a dead man

Lenny will soon be an ex-con.

The next morning, Lenny’s throat was slit from ear to ear.