Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 21, 2022

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    kdizzle  over 2 years ago

    This guy’s the worst bookie ever

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    Gil-doh!  over 2 years ago

    Prank is the biggest schlep ever

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    Charks  over 2 years ago

    Tennis anyone? Pranit now facing match point.

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    bearwku82  over 2 years ago

    The girl with two first names is Mimi’s OTHER long lost daughter. Game. Set. Match. Concrete shoes for Gil, Jr..

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    Irish53  over 2 years ago

    He can’t say no to an ugly face so why would he say no to a pretty one?

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    tcayer  over 2 years ago

    So you let people take advantage of you…

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    Irish53  over 2 years ago

    Can you even bet on a tennis tournament? She might be more of a degenerate gambler than he is.

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    chiphilton  over 2 years ago

    Pranit hasn’t recovered from losing his big bet on the Pro Bowl.

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    dadjo  over 2 years ago

    P3: Pranit reflects on his 221 credit score. It should get slightly better tomorrow.

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    Mopman  over 2 years ago

    I like how basically the whole school is sucked into betting on every sport imaginable just because Pranit bragged about winning $20 on his first parlay or whatever the hell it was. Of course he hasn’t won a bet since then, and he’s taking bets from multiple people who I assume are also losing and NEVER PAYING HIM. So he’s probably $1000 in the hole although assuming he even had $1000 in his debit account is ridiculous.

    And speaking of ridiculous, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online – https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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    Mopman  over 2 years ago

    Another one of Whigham’s favorites – drawing a hot chick walking into the camera, or looking into the camera in the background, but we never see her again. It would be nice if Gilligan here returned to the story, but not likely.

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    twainreader  over 2 years ago

    “and Aubrey was her name.” everybody sing

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    jalthomas  over 2 years ago

    P4: If the coaches were around they would take a brief timeout to wish us a happy Presidents Day.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It appears that Pranit keeps a packed suitcase on the shelf in his locker, just in case he suddenly needs to leave town. That’s probably the only smart bet he’s made all year.

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    hifirick1953  over 2 years ago

    If someone gave you money for a bet, would you spend it at the Bucket?? Double dumb

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    artegal  over 2 years ago

    The downward spiral is picking up momentum!

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    BrandonMayhew  over 2 years ago

    No tennis betting…there’s too much match fixing in that sport

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  over 2 years ago

    Looks bad for PH Duh, as Aubrey just bet big on credit for Djokovic to win the Grand Slam…

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    chiphilton  over 2 years ago

    Tomorrow someone will ask Pranit to put down a bet on who gets eliminated from Chopped.

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    Irish53  over 2 years ago

    This story: Big-mouth kid covers classmates bets with his own money but never gets reimbursed. My bet: The spring story in GT is dumber than this one.

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  over 2 years ago

    Vito and Bucket owner going to draw straws for dibs on PH Duh’s kneecaps…

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    James St. John Smythe  over 2 years ago

    Wow. Very few of us could see this P3 reveal coming.

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