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Frankly, for the king it’s always free. I mean really, taxes are the biggest kickback scheme in history. The nobility pays to have stuff done and then gets their money back in taxes, tithes and profits.
GiantShetlandPony almost 3 years ago
That’s why pizza places stopped doing that.
alien011 almost 3 years ago
But the pizza is also cold, so it’s a lose-lose.
rshive almost 3 years ago
If the Fink wanted warm pizza, he could hire the cook.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Is this a case of circular logic?
William Bednar Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Maybe King Fink should demand the Pizza guy, and his boss, pay taxes “in kind”? Then it’s “free pizza”!
John Wiley Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Not since the 1990s, Rodney.
BigDaveGlass almost 3 years ago
A Pyrrhic victory………
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
Whatever it takes to save an extra buck on Super Bowl party supplies.
preacherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Why did the drawbridge shorten in panel 8? Minor point, I know, but these things bother the heck out-a me.
Kaputnik almost 3 years ago
Quote? From what?
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Ha!
mfrasca almost 3 years ago
A medieval Hiro Protagonist.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Frankly, for the king it’s always free. I mean really, taxes are the biggest kickback scheme in history. The nobility pays to have stuff done and then gets their money back in taxes, tithes and profits.
i_am_the_jam almost 3 years ago
Then the pizza parlor blacklists the castle.
B 8671 almost 3 years ago
Do the even have those guarantees anymore?
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
Should have used “contactless delivery”. Throw it in the moat and go.
Comicfan (C) almost 3 years ago
Ironic. I just finished pizza yesterday
Comicfan (C) almost 3 years ago
Well… He could of done a Mario jump in the 8th panel
paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Hey, I was here. It took you guys forever to open the door. Pay up.”