Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 13, 2022

They make sure it takes that long to lower the drawbridge.

That’s why pizza places stopped doing that.

But the pizza is also cold, so it’s a lose-lose.

If the Fink wanted warm pizza, he could hire the cook.

Is this a case of circular logic?

Maybe King Fink should demand the Pizza guy, and his boss, pay taxes “in kind”? Then it’s “free pizza”!

Not since the 1990s, Rodney.

A Pyrrhic victory………

Whatever it takes to save an extra buck on Super Bowl party supplies.

Why did the drawbridge shorten in panel 8? Minor point, I know, but these things bother the heck out-a me.

Quote? From what?

Ha!

A medieval Hiro Protagonist.

Frankly, for the king it’s always free. I mean really, taxes are the biggest kickback scheme in history. The nobility pays to have stuff done and then gets their money back in taxes, tithes and profits.

Then the pizza parlor blacklists the castle.

Do the even have those guarantees anymore?

Should have used “contactless delivery”. Throw it in the moat and go.

Ironic. I just finished pizza yesterday

Well… He could of done a Mario jump in the 8th panel

“Hey, I was here. It took you guys forever to open the door. Pay up.”