Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 17, 2022

“Blunderball”.

Don’t expect a second date Bond, James Bond.

He may never again find a woman of her caliber.

We all know that has to be a cartoon. 007 never had any dating mishaps.

The was a premature ejection.

No, Dee Dee. Do not press that button!

That’s the Tinder button. Be careful how you swipe.

She’ll be back.

Her name is Undress. Ursula Andress.

“Casino Royale” (1967) anyone?

Next time try making out in the back seat.

Looks like she was shaken not stirred.

Yikes, that man sends me to the moon….

When I was younger and on a date with my girlfriend, I made my move only to find out she was in the rejector seat.

And Frank Sinatra on the radio singing “Fly me to the Moon..”

That one keeps my sleeve buttoned.

That DOES look like an Aston Martin DB5.

Undress her many time, what great body.

This was funny…… back in the 60’s.

Running outta ideas there Bill?

Rats. Another seduction thwarted.

Looks like he found her G-Spot!!!