The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 14, 2022

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    His love for you it has no numerical limits.

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    nosirrom  almost 3 years ago

    I went to count the ways I love my wife but I ran out of fingers and toes before I could finish.

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    cubswin2016  almost 3 years ago

    It looks like Brutus had another brain fade.

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    dcdete.  almost 3 years ago

    Shouldn’t in this day and age of women’s rights and empowerment, that Gladys be the one who is counting the ways? Maybe the women’s movement is taking the day off today? Who knows. (Of course my traditional gentlemanly sense of chivalry dictates that I’ll be dropping in to the florist to buy a dozen roses, rest assured.)

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    CorkLock  almost 3 years ago

    HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YA BORN LOSERS. And many many happy more. Keep writing and drawing our hero Mr. Sansom. Thank you.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    zzzzzzzz. Brutus falls asleep counting love? H’ewe knew?

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    e.groves  almost 3 years ago

    There’s one, two three, four. No, we don’t do that one anymore.

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    Chris  almost 3 years ago

    sometimes blessings don’t need to be brought up… but for you might be an acceptation. for Gladius sakes, you know. :)

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Gladys really put a damper on that wonderful moment. She should’ve said, “Oh, Brutuseo, Brutuseo, where for art thou, Brutuseo?” But, no. Their love is strictly one way.

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    Jeff0811  almost 3 years ago

    We’ve been married for so long when I count the ways I love my wife, I need an abacus.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Brutus…oops!

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    The only answer to that question is to say no calculator can count that high. If she does ask a follow up such as “Oh tell me”, your dead meat….

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    WilliamMedlock  almost 3 years ago

    Poor Brutus, he paraphrases a love poem written by a woman and he’s still in trouble.

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t let your mouth make promises your body cannot keep. :)

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    John9  almost 3 years ago

    In every way possible my dear.

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    No, he needs some no-doz.

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    Buckeye67  almost 3 years ago

    Brutus, never start anything you can’t finish.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    42

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    christelisbetty  almost 3 years ago

    Brutus, Brutus, Brutus…the best reply would be “Yes”.

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    Lightpainter  almost 3 years ago

    Better think fast, Brutus.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Poor Brutus. His short attention span did him in. Mental-pause.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 3 years ago

    Elizabeth Barrett Browning wrote a beautiful sonnet along those lines.

    https://poets.org/poem/how-do-i-love-thee-sonnet-43

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    paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Brutus thought the intro, with its suggestion of infinite love, was enough. He didn’t expect her to ask for details.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The only acceptable response would be “Yes. There are so many ways that I could never keep count!”

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