Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 20, 2022

’Don’t Give Up’, or is it ‘Find A Way’? :)

Don’t get a job as a paperhanger, Horace; you’ll lose money on all that spray paint.

Three excellent gags in one Sunday strip. You go, Samson…

I love having three gags, but I don’t get the first one. Can anybody explain?

Forget the pic of Dorie Gray

The camouflage of Dark Horse is ageless yay!

Forget the pillow of you

When over there’s a pile of ewe

Forgot to glue the sign again?

Just spray away the failure’s pain

Eat At Joe’s!

I’m won’t give up, LDL

“DON’T GIVE UP” … “POST NO BILLS” https://www.gocomics.com/bozo/2022/03/19

That’s more like it. Good thinking, Horace.

Insanity dissolves..

As an old saying goes.. there is more than one way to skin a cat.

The Hopeless Insomniac Side of the Horse

Horace has been having bad luck with his signs.

adapt, improvise, overcome — Gunney Highway

If at first you don’t succeed, join the club

How about a randomly-silvered camouflage mirror for the home? “Mirror, mirror on the wall, is it me or you who’s there at all?”

That suit doesn’t reflect well on Horace…!

time to get up Horace and clean up that mess.

Brothers, let us spray.

and when Horace returns later to see the dried paint, he sees instead the red paint pooled on the floor up against the wall…!

does that count?

His left front hoof might be doing the equivalent of crossing fingers.

But Horace is lazy he perceivers as a slacker.

“Think outside the box” might’ve worked too…

Im the one who named this horse

At Vandenburg Space Force Base, the technicians wear camouflage uniforms, even though their jobs involve sitting at a terminal all day. The only purpose this uniform serves is to make it more likely they will get struck by a vehicle outside.