Close to Home by John McPherson for March 07, 2022

Bleeb is sure looking tiny today.

“Don’t cure me — my family needs the milk!”

That’s it? I drive 30 miles for you to tell me it’s a cow disease? You think that helps me?? Some doctor you are!!! I’m going to complain to the AMA, the BBB … and you don’t even want to see my Yelp Review!!! MAD cow?? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet, Dr. Quack!!

That’s A LOT OF BULL, Doc! ;P

Might be a bum steer, get a second opinion

Hmmm … he doesn’t look mad …

Those kind of look like the marks from Garly Larson’s cow.

“Sir your wife called. She says we’re out of milk”

I’d be mad too. isn’t it just cow disease

Patient doesn’t look mad to me.

Get out of there bleeb

Looks like cousin of the dude from Jan 6 insurrection

What a bunch of BULL!

That’s not possible. He’s obviously a bull. …or a gateway computer salesman.

On the plus side, he’ll never be lacking a place to hang his coat!

Why was the cow mad? Did someone hurt its feelings? Was it offended by what someone said? Did someone use the wrong pronoun? The world wonders!

Well, from here… I’d say it looks more like it’s only slightly-annoyed-and-carried-away-by-enthusiam-cow-disease…

… but I’m no doctor, so I say we start markin’ him up for steaks!

What is there about peoples feet that seems to constantly attract Bleeb?

It’s clearly not hoof and mouth disease!

But Doc, I’m so horny.

But – well have you cured in a New York Minotaur

It’s a good thing that guy is wearing shorts or we might see some udder thing.

so that’s how long it takes (tragedy plus time = comedy).

Look on the bright side fella. a bull like you could be a big hit with the ladies.

What was your first clue?

Bully for you.

Don´t sit so close to the minotaur.

And I thought it was cow pox.

Don’t have a cow, man!