Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 21, 2022

Yeah. Cat should be doing the manipulative thing!

Sheesh. He should really make up his mind.

Really. When did cats start worrying about being manipulative?

Of course talking doggie is the smarter one.

But who is the one being manipulated? The dog has Bob trained to play very well.

My cat likes to play soccer (smaller ball, natch). She also gets in my daughter’s play tunnel and likes us to run around the house dragging her. We call it tunnel surfing.

The cat should know. A cat is the authority on manipulative. And ought to be punished by catdom – it shouldn’t let out cats business secrets.

30 seconds later: Wait! You didn’t tell me there would be treats!

Time to break out the laser pointer.

so do i, but i think it’s the human being manipulated

The dog is getting the exercise it craves without looking insane doing zoomies

Not to mention the gaslighting when he pretends to throw the ball.

Sounds like a cat.

The voice of authority. :)

I had a cat I named Blue and he retrieved little balls of aluminum foil.

The cat should be on his back.

Must have some cat in him.