Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 26, 2022

Well i’m not everyone. So there.

They’re a varnishing breed.

Good wood should never be painted.

You could call him a “birdbrain”, but he wouldn’t be the least insulted

Say, that looks like the paint those birds tried on my car.

Wood’nt you knows it?

Paint? That my own bird feces.

He was hoping to get out of having to build a new nest from scratch next year.

Paint! Guano. It’s to remind the kids that leaving the nest will put them in deep do do.

He’s obviously plastered.

Stucco the nest.

Don’t even get me started about people who paint brick…

How do you paint that in the first place?

At least, not that color.

Episode 1 of “This Old Bird House”…..

Had a real estate agent tell me I needed to do that before I sold my townhouse. I said no.