FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 11, 2022

ridiculous

Just need a hipster bun to complete the comedy

Hopefully Peter didn’t grab a permanent marker by mistake.

facepalm blue? First Agnes and now you Pete???

I first thought he tried the trout pout fillers look.

Sucking on a pen will do that to you.

Magazine name changed from VŌG to VOAG.

Permanent blue ink, no doubt.

A goatee is just a pointed beard limited to the chin area…but he doesn’t have one of those, does he….

Is a blue goatee any worse than pink hair?

I knew someone that did that all the time, and he was an adult. Although he had mental illness, so that may explain it. He drew sideburns too.

George Carlin he ain’t

Bluebeard!

1st, that isn’t a goatee…….

No, it doesn’t make you look sophisticated. It makes you look like The Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.

Luck for him, his girlfriend is blind!

Since you ask, no. Adult human male facial hair is the best argument imaginable against the notions of an “intelligent designer”, God or otherwise.

A joke that wouldn’t work as well on Sunday.

Sophiscated Peter ain’t. Comes by it honestly, though.

That’s not a goatee, Peter; it’s a Van Dyke.

Tsk tsk tsk peter peter peter… U STUPIOD IDIOT

Considering the expensive extremes teen women do to look attractive….cut him a tiny bit of slack