FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 14, 2022

Now just get really into experimental percussion

Peter “Smurf-face” Fox.

Sounds like a job for the Cat in the Hat.

Tell everyone that it was viagra

He can gloat that he is one of the blue bloods!

stay in the shade….. all the time – sometimes I wonder how Jason made it to 2022

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

He could tell everybody it’s Global Smurf Day, but it’s the wrong month. (It’s in June)

https://nationaldaycalendar.com/global-smurf-day-saturday-closest-to-june-25/

Where’s Mom? Shouldn’t she be stepping into this soon?

It doesn’t look like this latest mess was intentional, but Jason will surely pay the price before Peter does.

Anyone else thinking of Arrested Development right now?

you gotta dab it off, wiping just spreads it around

That’s what anger does: it leaves you blue in the face.

Considering that the stuff Jason put on the rag is something called “Super Stripper”, Peter is lucky he still has a face.

These days, no one would notice.

Smurf day at school!

Don a 13th century great kilt and yell “Freedom!”

https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc

“Aaa! Now it’s in my eyes! Jason, I’m gonna get you!”

“Hey, look! It’s the Blue Man Grope!”

( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

He should have tried acetone. The ink would have been rubbed off along with his face.

Jason has a smurf for a brother…

I didn’t know there was a Smurf named Peter.

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Years ago this was one of my favorite toons, as was my youngest son, Mike!

if it smears the ink it must be dissolving it. Just keep reapplying until its gone.

Baby oil, guys. Works every time on markers on skin.

Tell people you’ve been holding your breath.

I have no sympathy for Peter. If he actually thought putting blue marker on his face looked like a beard, not the brightest bulb in the pack doesn’t do justice to the bulb. Peter deserves whatever happens.

He’s a Smurf now

Kentucky?

He could go as a smurf.

That will be easier to explain than the drawn on goatee, just claim the blue face is an incurable disease, better make that a curable disease.

Blackface