Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 11, 2022

But a classic what?

that’s a relief i guess – at least I get to be archived

Some people age like fine wine. Others age like grapes.

mostly a classic pain in the butt…

Ah but of course

Believe that is a method of describing old cars

At 20 years you are Classic, at 45 years you are Antique, and at 75 years you are Vintage.

Sorry, my joints tell me I have gotten old.

Classic Rocker, yeahhhh!

☝(ºoº)☝

Or just be a Time Lord and regenerate.

I prefer vintage.

Tell my body that!

Classic, another way to say relic.

Isn’t it interesting how the music in grocery stores and elevators just keep getting better?

Well, vintage at least. Me? Mid-century modern, but repurposed.

Do it right and you become a legend!

A classic usually need a lot of repairs.