Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 10, 2022

Just pick a hole Doc. Any hole will do.

SpongeBob SquareButt. Now we know why he SquarePants.

About now, the doctor is beginning to question some of his life choices.

Well, so much for that punchline to the dirty French golf joke…

Spongebutt Nopants.

Is the doc waiting for ‘Whack-A-Mole’?

Try them all until you hear that sharp intake of breath.

Hey, it’s….”Dr BEN DOVER”

“Your prostate’s a little spongy.”

It can really be hard to choose (especially when you’re related).

He should just pick one and say (admit to himself), “Bob’s your uncle.”

He’s a poriferan. Every hole is both an intake and an exhaust.

Holy crap!

Thank God Dr. Niederman remembered to remove his med school ring this time.

A doctor once told me. “I don’t like this anymore than you do”.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Give him a colonoscopy prep. He’ll find the right one in a hurry.

At first glance I thought it about Greek sponge divers.

I almost get the joke here, but I can’t quite put my finger in it.

On the show, he actually showed a humanoid butt.

**Cough***

Spongebob Squarepants looks uncomfortable.

Yuck. Worst jog ever.

pokemon!

Pick-a-hole any hole.