Pickles by Brian Crane for March 17, 2022

Guess which one is a shrew

It seems that Opal just keeps getting meaner and meaner.

Seems like no one likes Opal much.

I thought it was pretty funny. I’d love to have a woman who could tease me so intelligently.

Roscoe would like both of those I think, Earl I don’t know!

Is Earl housebroken? It ‘depends’.

“Yellow River”

Poor Roscoe…he keeps on getting woken up by the comedy routine of the humans…

Breaking things around the house? I’d say it’s a tie!

Prostate issues.

Happy St Pet’em Day

Is Earl wearing ‘’big-boy’’ diapers now?

OUCH..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enter OPAL! Sour grapes……

I agree with adunano367. Banter between spouses is a sign of a healthy relationship.

I’d go with Earl on the tummy rubs

Enter the spoil sport!

Please Grumpies, stop getting your knickers in a twist. Earl pitched that joke; Opal just hit it out of the park.

“We aim to please. You aim too, please.”

I bet I know which one rolls over and plays dead, more often!

That is waaay over the line and not particularly funny. You think you won’t get old someday?

“I USED to be.”

She’s stenciled the following on the toilet … “We aim to please, you aim too please.”

Tattle tale.

Like she doesn’t wear Depends.