The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 12, 2022

When you are indispensable, you cannot go on vacation.

A vacation in FloriDUUUH??!! A vacation to Mars would be more beneficial!!!

/SHNARK/

I’d bet more for rainy than cold.

Looks like Brutus is getting his wish. Here in Pensacola area was 75 Friday, but rained most of the day, & low for Saturday is now forecast to be 25! Yes only 25!!!

Why Florida?

Veeblefester ruined Brutus’s vacation plans? I’m shocked! SHOCKED!!

You already have the bus tickets Brutus, just go, and RV will understand. If not, nix RV, Tony Montana style. (Say ‘hello’ to my little friend.) Sorry, was thinking about my boss for a minute there.

88 per cent chance of rain today, low of 40. Guess he go his wish

You’d would think the boss would be glad to have him out of the office….

if they’d actually managed to get there it would’ve rained the entire week…

NEWS FLASH: Governor DeSantis signed a bill today outlawing bad weather forecasts in schools. He said that it should be up to parents to decide if their children wear galoshes or not. /s

I don’t see why the boss won’t let Brutus go on vacation. He’s always trying to get rid of anyway.

Brutus my boy, Florida is worst than your boss. Why would you even spend money to visit misery? Rethink ole soul. Unless you’re gonna leave Gladys there. Mwahahaha!

That sounds crazy, of course, but I’ve done just that on at least one occasion. Somehow, believing that we would not have had any fun during the vacation makes its lack feel acceptable. I can remember saying, “well, I probably wouldn’t have any fun, anyway.”

so he’s hoping that his dreams will shatter someone else’s day.

And so it goes in Brutus’ mind!

Brutus got his wish. It looks like The Players Championship golf tournament—in Jacksonville—will be lucky to finish on Monday or Tuesday due to storms and rain. It may even have to be postponed to another time later this year.

I live in Florida. It is cold and rainy right now.

Sounds sensible to me. But if the weather ends up being perfect, that could then be even more depressing for Brutus…..

Are you sure he isn’t working on a flight plan for Mother Gargoyle?

He almost got his wish. In central Florida it will be in the 30’s Sunday morning. But, back to the mid 70’s by Monday afternoon.

For those of you who aren’t lucky, don’t forget to reset your clocks. We can’t change time, but we can change the clocks to pretend.

Knowing Brutus’s luck, they will have a heat wave for the days he would have visited.

Well it is cold and rainy.

Time to “Test Positive”. “Sorry chief. I’ll have to be off for 10 days. Call if you need anything!”

This year, in the Pan Handle area, it has been.

Brutus is also so cruel. I look forward to the warmer temps in Chicago.

It is cold and rainy here today. But in a few days it will be great.