MythTickle by Justin Thompson for March 04, 2022

Venus would of course be interested in dangling participles, but where are the Birds? I see the Bees, the Flowers and the Trees, but…..come to think of it the Moon is missing too.

Would it make sense to say, “I love Venus.”?

I thought he was going to name the body part that rhymes with Venus.:)

Ah yes, English, the language that pursues other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

Once again, Shakespeare can’t control himself from trying to ‘lay it between the lines’, as the Peter, Paul, and Mary song puts it.

There are no laws of the English language, just books of suggested style.

A sentence fragment walked into a bar, and

You spoil-sport, El Jefe! If Venus can say it, we can hear (or read) it! We ain’t babies! Wa wa wah!

Oh, and how do families come to be???

Shakespeare should offer to help Venus with her English if she helps make something of his bigger, namely his small Latin.

Did Venus just cause Shakespeare to Snarf his beer?