Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 06, 2022

I recommend that gluttonous, loudmouthed amphibian hating fugitives don’t deserve to be haboured.

Sounds like you got a dud. This actually sounds like an ungrateful child. If your fugitive isn’t family, throw them back and try again.

Yelling at David the red, lungless salamander is beyond the pale. As for your fugitive’s appetite and inability to go out and get more food, I’d buy stomach-turning foodstuffs that would make him want to turn himself in. Of course, that won’t make YOUR PROBLEM go away. You can still be charged with harboring a fugitive!

I like how the eyeglasses change color…

It was the one-armed man.

The salamanders are just biding their time. They are small now, but when the world warms up again as it heads toward the next ice age, (caused by redistribution of water to freshwater ice storage inland), the volume of available oxygen will increase. Then, will the lungless amphibians and insects take their rightful place once again as rulers of the Earth. And the Amphibius Flatus Gigantus shall be their sole sovereign, as it was in days of old.

Open up that window jack,

Let some air into this room.

Almost dying from the smell cheap perfume.

A dissident is here.

I don’t have a salamander.

If I did, I too would name her David.

Red lungless salamanders are better than the snakes hissing in their pits.The fugitive, at hand, seems to be harboring in the belly of the blob who keeps complaining about harboring a fugitive.

I tell you, now, which would you rather have….

A colorful salamander by your side? OR a munching, slobbering mooch like the fugitive?

In my experience, which I admit is completely a flight of my imagination, fugitives often cause domestic discord.

There are times that David the red, lungless salamander deserves to be yelled at. David frequently torments Trudy, the tiny titted tapeworm. Yes, Trudy is indeed a fugitive but should be considered a refugee from prejudice and political oppression.

Hey MOOCH … May you burn in the fugitive fires of Hell, you Bastard …!

At least David the lungless can’t yell back.

Dave’s not here, and aren’t we all just fugitives of one variety or another?

Talking to Cheech and Chong..

They too maxed out their lungs.

Surreñdder Outlaw, we know you read F.A..

…another 3-D Frog Applause…

…(if you roll your eyes just right)…

…the fugitive is a lime-mint flavoured Kit-Kat…

…they’re wanted everywhere…

…even David loved them…

…he’s lungless, not heartless…

…but just how is being a refugee different from being an illegal Tom Petty album?…

…or a live Fugees album…

…Bee-Gees?…

…Bone Thugs?…

Has this Fugitive no manners?! Eating, eating, eating, all the time and yelling at David, the red, lungless salamander?! For shame. It may be time for an Eviction Order.

Some levels of miscreance may not be tolerated in polite Froglandian society! That would be beyond lame, which is simply unthinkable!…