Strange Brew by John Deering for March 15, 2022

Now they’re coming down to our level!

My oldest was in high school. He was always pushing the boundaries with stunts at school. Early one morning I discovered our house TP’d. I cleaned it all up and hid the TP before he was awake. That was more than 40 years ago. I still have never say a word to him about it. I still speculate how his day went at school.

T P tree….

ET TP

And, to make matters worse, every single roll faces the wrong way!

Darn UFOs (Unidentified Fraternity Objects)

If you can’t explain something, blame it on ET.

It’s the wiping tree.

They’re out to alienate your affections Wilbur!

At least these ones have a sense of humour.

ET TP-ing.

Hee hee hee

Couple years ago would have been appreciated.

I suffered a TP period for several years regularly awaking to the gently swaying strands… I had no idea whatsoever could be the reason as I had no children at that time… I also had several mailboxes smashed and other such incidents… One day I was alerted by a teen down the road selling band candy as to the probable cause… I had always painted my last name on the mailbox and this teen asked me if I was the school administrator… that’s when I found out we shared the same last name, never have put my name on another mailbox and all the incidents magically ceased.

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

You will be well supplied with butt wipe.

Mutilations? I thought they only abducted cows.

It’s a warning, they intend to wipe us out.

Teasers.

Time to break out the shotgun, Earl.

Back in the 70s I got stuck investigating cattle mutilations. They all turned out to be the results of predators and scavengers eating the soft and accessible parts.