Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 13, 2022

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    Yakety Sax  almost 3 years ago

    G̵̟̥̊̉ ̷͕̥͙̰ͯ̓̈́͑Ŗ̗̭̼͚͔͓͍̿̅͌ ̳̖̤̈́͂̌̋́O̬̳͍̙̺̖̐̕ ̰̳̾̉͝A̽̽̎̀͏̹̖̟̙͓̘̣̦ ̙̮͎ͫ͟N̽ͤ͗͏͓͉

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    nicka93  almost 3 years ago

    We are closed, go fill some potholes.

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    blunebottle  almost 3 years ago

    Yep, that was bad.

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    while he’s goofin’ off in the bar i wonder if he got someone to fill in for him…

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    Display  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t blame it on the bartender, it’s the a$$ fault.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Sure. You want that on the rocks?

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    LadyPeterW  almost 3 years ago

    Nah, he can get stoned faster without the rocks.

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    mokspr Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Here, try a shot of this ‘Old Steamroller’, it’ll lay you out flat!”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Listen you smoldering piece of ash-fault, get your hot ash off my bar!

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    ChessPirate  almost 3 years ago

    Koth, your humor makes me tarred… ☺

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    FassEddie  almost 3 years ago

    “Hey bartender! Macadam’s! On the rocks!”

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    Plods with ...™  almost 3 years ago

    Today’s groaner

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    tinstar  almost 3 years ago

    Someone must have paved the way for that one.

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    gammaguy  almost 3 years ago

    I’ll take one of those fancy blue-colored cocktails. One for the woad.

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    goblueone  almost 3 years ago

    Fantastic

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    suelou  almost 3 years ago

    A rich man dies and goes to heaven (that alone is a pretty unbelievable).. and takes with him a suitcase filled with gold… at the gate St. Peter asks him what he has in it, and he says, GOLD!!!… and St. Peter looked at him and asked, “YOU BROUGHT PAVEMENT?”

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