Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 11, 2022

Big nostrils. Big sniff.

Derisive sniffing undermines the whole fabric of civilization. I’m pretty sure it caused the fall of the Roman Empire, the Great Depression and the sinking of the Titanic.

Is this site some strip joint? Namely Burlesque, Fly, or Sandpaper?

Bob Seager sang a song of Frog APPLAUSE, aaaas comic strip of fools?

She must be one of those Aes Sedai people. They sniff derisively at everything.

…aaargh…

…just wrote the funniest thing that I ever composed for comment…

…laced with not turning your nose up on Frog Applause…

…the Jovan Musk of comic strips…

…though- I said- it is okay to turn your nose up on comic Kris Katan…

…pheromones …

…I said something about pheromone…

…that Frog Applause had them and smelled fragrant like the old Sunday morning comics page…

…there was Aunty Em…

…Elongated shadows and a half naked Catwoman…

…and then I lost it…

…it disappeared in the ethernet…

…argh!…

…now I know how Hemingway felt when he lost his novel…

…except for the gifted talented part…

…ya can’t lose something you never had…

Elongated Shadows and a half naked Catwoman.

The Shadow knows the time by way of a sundial, the Catwoman knows naked by way of the button seat in her custom, and Who left the seat up.

Derision not being her first choice in an approach to things, but being the only thing that really suited her. It was quite limiting, so she normally played it to the hilt.

Marilyn Monroe inspired Beautiful Swimmers

Frog Applause™ inspires … Derisiful Sniffers?

I’d check my Kapha balance, if I were her. And if I new how.

Every day I read Frog Applause I am so glad we were able to save it from the purge.

Why sniff derisively, when you can pull out the much more powerful derisive “pfft”.

“SHE” has no taste. IMO

Pfft doesn’t compare to the swift intake snort of the giant snozz

That cool Phantom of the Opera mask is nothing to sniff at.

Harumph … derisively isn’t even in the top 25 of the most common adverbs (source: englishclub.com) … sniff …!

When I was a little kid I sniffed a tan (replaced by blue) M&M up my nose.

I’m not sure how sniffing derisively sounds. We need some audio for today’s strip.

That’s the nice thing about the derisive, they weed themselves out; not to mention they are great fodder.

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Hello fodder, hello mudder

Here I am at camp Lame-Nutter

Camp is very entertaining

So much plumage, I hope it keeps raining!

9 Mar 2022—Zits, WuMo: bellies

Sounds like an endorsement to me.

It’s just allergies, don’t take umbrage. Haha!

Speaking of derision…Being lame, I only just discovered the reconstituted Frog Blog, and in perusing the archives, have seen several mentions made of an infamous, derisive, and misogynistic commenter. On the 10/24/20 page, Ms. T says “write to me and I’ll tell you this person’s name.” BUT – no mention of where I should send my plea! Help? I’m dying of curiosity over here.

This must be that word game Frogle.

5 letter Words made out of comics1). cisco 2). comic 3). osmic

cosmic!

What is the difference between beginner frog and advanced frog?

The Advanced Frog variation, with its straight elbows and high knee placement, is more challenging than the Beginner Frog position. The Frog Stand exercises are perfect for training these patterns. The planche – that killer move which seems to defy gravity – requires an incredible amount of front-loaded shoulder stability.

Yeah, I know the type. “Comics snobs,” who consider mere cartoon strips to be infra dig.

Frog Applause is especially disdained because said snobs are afraid of it. It is too cerebral for their tightly closed little minds, and it does not follow their preferred safe path.

Frog Applause in particular requires a Froglandian sensibility, a willingness to free-associate, and a bad habit of paronomasia….

Frog Blog: The Happy Hoo-Ha, for your Panty Hamster, is a probiotic product that is meant to balance your pH and maintain health in the Netherlands, so they don’t go all Hamlet, like the neighboring states. There are also a number of utensils for maintaining world order in the Hague. Available at Wal*Mart!

Sniff, Sniff, Snort, Snort.

Alabama Slammer.

San Antone, All alone.

Whiskey for me, Jack Cocaine, all the same lame.

…I do no want to be buried in a reef…

…interned?…

…but I am afraid of being embalmed with formaldehyde…

…who wants to be poisoned in death?…

…I want to be set under a tree deep in the 100 acre woods…

…dissolved back into the universe…

…(chomped, chewed, devoured)…

…(excreted, vomited, splattered)…

…the worst thing I can think about is being a bane on the system…

…[heck, I’m doing that now]…

….better a single drop in an endless ocean than a dump in a septic tank any day…

…though there is probably more dumps at the bottom of an endless ocean than in million, brazilian septic tanks…

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On your way, odiferous cuss! Run ‘round the square, stay off the bus. Procure an exhaust fan to hang from your truss. Cease! Nevermore! No sliders, no flatus!

Snort a Brandy thru a Snifter cocktail glass. Burn

Day 2. Still sniffing derisively? Are you sure it’s not Covid?