Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 08, 2022

Sounds good. I guess I will start doing that now.

Dogs never stopped what they do.

There’ll be a pandemic of Slurpes.

They’ll go to any length to lick this thing

This would make a great April Fool’s Day prank. Just maybe not this year. Or last year. Or the year before that.

I think I’ll just stick to sniffing for now…

But first, don’t leave out butt sniffing.

More Dog News at eleven!

Makes as much sense as their other announcements sometimes.

… as long as you put your mask back on when you stop licking.

Where??

Okay doggies. It’s your day. Three…two…one…Go!

Ew

Ooo! How naughty!

I have the Stones “40 Licks” CD set. Of course the big tongue is on the cover.

Brad Marchand approves.

And it’s about time. Now we got a whole lot of catching up to do.

He’s okay with just rubbing noses.

We were supposed to wear masks and have 6 feet of space, yet Pelosi kissing Amtrak Brandon didn’t violate the “Close Contact” rule because she wasn’t within 6 feet for more than 15 minutes.Dems are scum liars and manipulators. All bad things in society begin with a democrat. Next, you will be saying child molestation is ok because it took less than 15 minutes.Amara Leo Nature may like it in the butt, but you will never get pregnant that way.

They have already gone too far.

Isn’t that what the herders wanted?

At least she wasn’t speaking tongue IN cheek.

Instead of shaking hands???

Yes, yes, I choose the French method. It seems the Kama-Sutra is incomplete.

I can’t even think of an appropriate response for this one…

Lick ‘til yer sick … or “Take a ticking & keep on licking” …!

It’s an old inspirational heath slogan for longevity.

Or maybe that was for something else.

if ya can’t lick ’em, join ’em…

I guess I am free to say, “Lick me!” to everyone I meet!