Close to Home by John McPherson for April 05, 2022

One was left off. Boogers.

Bleeb, John’s placing you next to himself in the upper by-line. Cool. Your moving up.

quite a few 6 year olds as well!

Accurate

And paste.

And for the most part, they will eat what they need to as long as it is available in some way. They need to develop an immune system ASAP, and crawling around on floors and dirt putting anything you find into your mouth is a perfect way to pick up a little bit of everything. All that gut biome stuff – eat a bug!

My mom told us “You’ll eat a peck of dirt before you die.”

that calls for a hakuna matata

It’s no wonder why some kids in America are obese before they’re 8!

Goldfish crackers too

Odd, it looks the same as the Special Ops MRE.

… and now a USDA Public Service Announcement by a puppet farmer and puppet cow, from 1980.

Farmer Brown sings:

Forrrrrrr, variety and vitamins and feelin’ rooty-toot….

….eat a veg, a bread, a milk, a cheese, a bean, a meat, a fruit.

That message is 42 years old, it never included a Red Bull and a breakfast burrito from a gas station, but I’m doin’ pretty good.

My 2 1/2 year old grandson would eat mac and cheese for every meal if he had the say so

Don’t forget your own hand.

Cheese sticks – that’s the only thing I can eat.

I’m just glad Bleeb’s not a PART of the pyramid. Where’s the beer?? burp. :)

For myself, I would put bugs at the top. Mom found me with a mouthful of pill bugs once.

“I WANT CHEESY POOFS!”

And what’s in the chambers underneath?

Approximately 2,000 insect species are consumed in at least 113 countries

Invert that order and it sounds about right…..

For a good strong healthy immune system.

If it was a Ralph Wiggum pyramid, there would be crayons, glue, and worms!