Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 24, 2022

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    angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I was thinking yesterday that my memory slippage added to my steps.

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    mddshubby2005  over 2 years ago

    So, he’s a FitBit nitwit?

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I bet he can’t remember the last time he missed his step goal.

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    blunebottle  over 2 years ago

    This, I can relate to.

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    Pet  over 2 years ago

    I said this two years ago. Time for some new jokes Mark, or you will have to pay me some royalties.

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    A Common 'tator  over 2 years ago

    Add… returning to my car to check whether I did lock it or not…

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Sometimes some memory loss can be a good thing.

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    diskus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ok so then its not just me

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Oy!

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    Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He obviously thinks about the hereafter.

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    jango  over 2 years ago

    So…let’s all just let our smart devices do everything for us in the way of THINKING. Then when the next solar flare hits we’re all screwed.

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    PDXCubbie  over 2 years ago

    I can relate to this…..sadly…..lol

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    Except he forgot to put his fitbit on.

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    Katzi428  over 2 years ago

    This is becoming my life (as I slowly reach my 53rd birthday!) Thanks for the reminder Mr. Parisi!!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Dorrways are magic memory easers.

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    BigBoy  over 2 years ago

    My analog memory has been replaced with digital memory and there’s my reminder that breakfast is over so quit reading comics and take your meds.

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    tcrabtree13  over 2 years ago

    Add… I keep reaching my step goals but don’t remember how!

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    tee929  over 2 years ago

    I keep forgetting to take my Prevagen!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Now, if I can only remember where I left my Fitbit?

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I hear ya.

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