Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for April 24, 2022

Jalapeno Jelly Empanada. Fine food truck cuisine.

I’d ignore the first two. Of course, my friends tell me I possess the refined palate of a rock crusher. They’re right.

Does anybody know what all that food is?

Now that’s my kinda competition

Always pick the finger food — it’s 100% the American way.

If they don’t give the nod to Dozer, he’ll never again come over for the Super Bowl and provide half the food. Think it through, Tank! (Unless Barb’s paying for the wedding, that is.)

I’d like to try Chef A’s creation. Ceviche is one of my favorite snack foods. Make my own with fresh caught Spanish mackerel or Trigger fish.

Jeez, I wonder if Dustin and Paulina had junk like that yesterday

On the plus side, you know that Dozer will be certain there’s more than enough for everyone.

Go for the fat guy.If you’re your own best customer,you’re the best.