Pluggers by Rick McKee for April 04, 2022

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Pecs, intercostals, and the abs all merge into one round mass known as the table muscle. Some pluggers then proudly adopt the term “dadbod”. Sometimes you don’t even need to reach Plugger age before this physique is achieved.

The slim and trim but the pot bellied figure.

As we get older, gravity takes over, both for men and women.

Even if you use it ….. you may still loose it ! Control of the Pie – Hole helps ;-)

Don’t fret. When you get old enough your chest will come back from gynaecomastia.

Furniture Disease: His chest fell into his drawers

And the once firm pecks morph into something soft, flabby and bouncy too. Can’t flex them anymore but at lest I can still wiggle my ears for the grandkids to make them giggle.

Your pants fall down because your waist is bigger and your butt is getting smaller.

… and why does my belt keep bruising my intestines.

Gravity’s a bitch. Your hair slides down off the top of your head and takes up residence in your ears.

We call that furniture disease in the South. His chest dropped into his drawers.

About ten-years before I retired from the railcar mfg. & foundry, I’d started to notice the steering-wheels on the newer-lift-trucks getting larger..even though they’d measure at least 6-inches smaller, by the tape?

But Thank God, for His-influence in the creation of the “Tilt-It-Where-Comfy”-steering wheels, so’s to go easy on my-innards, AND His blessing of the hydraulic-power-steering system.

Now, on the seat-belts &/or harnesses? There’s just no-way anyone other than satan-hisself “subcontracted” on those….!☺

I thought that the spare tire was the auxiliary storage unit for all the excess knowledge seeping from our brains. It would explain the expanding waistline as well as why it takes us longer to remember some things.

I tried to tell people that my pot belly was where I kept extra organs in case I needed them.

The same is true for hair, you don’t go bald, it just settles into your nose and ears!And heighth, we don’t lose it, it just settles around the middle…