Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 08, 2022

Snoopy = Smooth operator!

All’s fair in love and war, or so I’ve heard

This is so funny!

at the end of the day Linus, very few women go for cross species dating…

“Man’s best friend”? … another sad lesson learned by Linus.

Snoopy is the original Mr Everything; I’m sure Cary Grant would bow for him.

Snoopy is the man.

Not cool, Joe, not cool.

My best friend and I dated the same girl for a while, and there were no problems.

That is one dapper hat

You snooze, you lose Linus!

Pssst. Linus. Did you notice? She signed it LOVE Truffles.

Fill his supper dish up with dirt. And when I say dirt, I mean “dirt”.

Thank goodness this is a cartoon! Otherwise, this would be a full-blown love triangle.

The huge black hole that is Linus’s mouth in the last panel shows his grief

Don’t leave your girl round snoop. True playa fa real

Where is Sally when you need her.

Scoundrel, rapscallion, rogue, villain, rascal wretch!

Linus, you just got a valuable lesson about trust and naivete. Don’t ever forget it.

Bribe the dog to show you where she lives. Bribe him big.

Snoopy, may I point out a problem in this relationship? Oh yes! You are a dog!

Can you imagine having your friend go out on a date with your girl and reading a letter like that?

So, this is why I don’t remember Truffles. She’s a one and done story arc. Sad. She was a great change from the other characters.

Why is Linus so upset. She can’t marry a dog, although I was invited to a wedding between two dogs.

He was a greyhound and was dashing.

She was a retriever and was fetching.

What a hound dog.

That’s not Joe Cool.that’s Joe Arnold Palmer.

I’m used to thinking of Linus as the conscience of the strip, but today his hypocrisy is shameless. Yesterday it was “I don’t want you to go with me but without you I know I’d get lost.” The only reason Linus didn’t do the exact same thing is that he apparently doesn’t know how to look up directions. (And I’m keeping that sentence free of reference to any specific technological medium to avoid anachronism.)

On the other hand, it’s unlikely Linus would have known about the picnic without Snoopy handing him the letter, so that was certainly unnedessary.

It’s Linus’s fault for not knowing how to get to the barn

No man can compete with a cute puppy for a woman’s affections.

Good God. Truffles has not even appeared in more than two stripes.

Snoopy’s should be ashamed of his backstabbing behavior, especially since Linus save him from being injured when he fell off the barn roof at Truffles.

“You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot” (The Pogues)

Joe Casanova?

quite dapper

Love triangles are like that, Linus.

Now we know why he was laughing yesterday.

When your biggest romantic rival is your friend’s dog, that isn’t a good thing.

Snoopy and Linus fighting over a creepy looking girl.

If snoopy can beat the Red Baron to a real dogfight then Linus is a pushover..

What a jerk! Bad dog, Snoopy! Bad dog!!! Linus should chain him to his dog house. I don’t care is Snoopy isn’t his dog. He deserves it.

Snoopy can be cruel.