Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 21, 2022

“Mealy” mouthed need not apply.

Hatchet job

Make sure you express your satisfaction BEFORE you leave!!!

What did he order? I will have something else.

Leave it to cleaver.

So that’s how Michael Lee Aday died.

and never leave steak sauce on your plate……..

I dread to think what he’d do if someone ordered ketchup.

Wise words from Monty Python. “No, Mongo! Never kill a customer”!

Food critics beware!

And you thought the Soup Nazi was tough!

And don’t complain the dirty fork!

Smart (cleaver) comic today. It might smart if you’re too picky at this restaurant (unless it kills you outright).

Uh …. better not order the liver.

I can’t recall ever eating in a restaurant with table cloths.

Oh, then, a pound of mashed potatoes and a stick of butter – to go (quickly) please.

Note to self: bring a dog to feed my leftovers to under the table the next time I dine at that restaurant.

A remake by Vincent Price fans.

A long time ago I ate at a fancy restaurant in San Francisco with some friends. Really fancy, the waiters were old guys who wore suits and ties. Waiter came to take our order and one friend wanted to know if she could get a hamburger. The waiter was great, he said he would have to check with the chef and came back a few minutes later to say that the chef was capable of making a burger, then said (rolling his eyes), “And I suppose..you will want….ketchup…with that?”

And I was thinking it was going to be a murder mystery…

We’ll take our order to go.

The meal was “meah”, but the dessert was KILLER!

One of Mike Baldwins better bits. I was laughing my guts out!

if you pick at your food the chef will make you cut it out…