Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 11, 2022

Agree.

I thought he was 6. Acts like it.

Eli it is then

P4 “Plus he’s just not a good F.”

Charis changes from her green uniform into a pink and black ensemble surrounded by an appreciative baseball team

P1 Does Eli really carry his mitt on his belt? Is it a loofah? Is there some small, unidentified animal crawling out of his butt? This story might be interesting after all…

P3: Nobody should be called Scooter? Tell that to Rizzuto (in HOF) and Gennett (4 HRs in one MLB game).

Nobody over 6 should be called Scooter,ìn all reality , your new name is Flounder !

Phil Rizzuto would disagree.

With prom season looming, what kind of wheels does Scooter drive?

Wow, looks like Scooter only literally wears the pants in this relationship

Scooter is good enough for someone who invariably behaves inappropriately.

P 2: “…because I don’t like ‘Elf’…”

Eli’s a-comin’, and the cards say

A broken heart

Cue Laura Nyro, “Eli’s Coming”

P-2.5: because my other boyfriends are A through D

Rizzuto’s wife called him P.

How come all the girls in Milford all end up looking the same in their closeups? Other than hair color they all look like Jaime

Wow, sometimes soccer players swap jerseys post-match, but high school tennis opponents swap entire ensembles!?!

4/11? Pretty harsh assessment of Charis, and why is it out of 11 and not 10?

Remember Scooter Libby?

I’m just bummed that the 10th fell on a Sunday this month, so we can’t do the traditional, “this strip was rated 4/10” joke. And speaking of jokes, today’s Mopped Up Thorp hopefully contains some good jokes, and is not a joke by itself.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

He’s a second baseman, so I call him E-4.