Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 11, 2022

When the body changes color, it’s too late for an open casket.

Sad eggs!!

Spelling is important people.

Never say dye.

Sometimes they don’t get it right away – you have to define and SPELL it out for them"

“I haven’t ‘passed away’ died = D-I-E-D.

I’ve been ‘colored with dye’ dyed = D-Y-E-D"

Mmmmm, Egg salad…

You’re still past your “Use by” date. Don’t get all hard-boiled about it.

The yoke’s on you.

Noooooooo. He was much too young to dye

“Do you expect me to talk?”

“No Mr. Egg, I expect you to dye.”

Maybe he’ll be lost during the Easter Egg Hunt.

oh the irony

holey horrific homophones. Batman!

I heard he pastel-ed away.

Only the good dye young.

Poor thing is cracking up in that coffin

I hear dyed people.

They are going to “hide” him where no one will ever find him – except the worms.

a bit off-topic but i detest euphemisms for ‘died’.

But when some kid finds him during the Easter egg hunt, he’ll rise again.

Dying Easter eggs was a guaranteed fight among my kids. Every Easter photo we have they all have red eyes from crying. Smile now damn it!

Darn that spell check!

There’s a hair salon here in the Sillycon Valley called “curl up and dye”

This one kills me!

This must be in Texas

The yokes on him

he’s not dyeing to get into heaven…

what a colorful character!

Let’s hope he doesn’t become a devilled egg.

“For the last time . . . "? How long has the “deceased” been shouting? And why isn’t anybody listening — oh, wait, none of them have ears . . .

He looks like he has both scarlet fever and is jaundiced——-

“Well, that’s what he said, but you know what a liar he is.”