Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 16, 2022

She actually wanted an omelette, but this is a family comic.

No more Humpty Dance (in the sheets) for you

I am trying to come up with a retort that is family friendly. Failing miserably.

No chicken?

What a shame…..he used to be considered a really good egg.

She looks a bit shell-shocked!

This strip is egg-cruciaing

So he’s not all he’s cracked up to be?

bad yolk

She laid an egg.

….. and all the king’s nurses and all the king’s women couldn’t make humpty h*mp again!!

Easter’s not going to be any fun for her!

LOL

Egg-xactly.

Soft boiled?

Maybe her “egging him on” gave him performance anxiety issues.

He’s finally admitted…the yolks on him…and he’s cracked beyond repair….

The egg that identifies as male.

yeah, me too

NOWHERE is it stated that Humpty Dumpty was an egg!!!

I was eggspecting someone else in bed.

Did he fart?

On the not-so-sunny side…

Beats me. :)

now he’s so down he just wants to go out and get fried…

The Humpty Dumpty sits on the wall and…you know the rest.

We know which came first…