Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 08, 2022

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    angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago

    LOL!! Got me!

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    blunebottle  over 2 years ago

    I’ll bet he flushed after hearing that.

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    GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Wait ’til it sees your buttcrack. ( ◜‿◝ )♡

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    Jeff0811  over 2 years ago

    I get the premise, just wondering why one would want to filter waste water when the city has an entire facility designed to do just that. Usually a water supply line is thin and flexible.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 2 years ago

    Is he the same guy who crushed his stationery bicycle?

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    Darryl Heine  over 2 years ago

    Bucket?

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    HarryLime  over 2 years ago

    At least we didn’t have to suffer the “plumber’s crack” cartoon. A nice change, for a change!

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    Todd In Newton  over 2 years ago

    Excellent! Excellent!

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    laugh got stuck in my pipes

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    jango  over 2 years ago

    I don’t get it…I’m dyslexic.

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    Nuliajuk  over 2 years ago

    He installed it in the drain line instead of the water lines, so it will be talking dirty very soon.

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    Jody H. Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Pipe dreams…

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Baby, you make me wet…”

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    Stupid  over 2 years ago

    This joke brought to you by a happy typo!

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    And it was complementary.

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    syzygy47  over 2 years ago

    I get that. When my brain was installed, they missed hooking up the filter.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Rolling on the floor laughing my a off. This is perfect.

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    thejanith Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That was awful…ly good! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    if that were me i’d be flirting with disaster…

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    TIMH  over 2 years ago

    I should get me one of those.

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