Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 13, 2022

Why has Leopold not eaten him, possibly “foreign” food does not agree with his digestion.

Speaking of foreign food, I read about a popular McDonald’s burger in the UK called the Big Tasty. Anybody ever tried one?

LOL!

OK, so how does SUNLIGHT destroy a vampire, while MOONLIGHT, the exact same stuff, does not? Or even STARLIGHT?

He’s planning to make a grand entrance on the White House lawn as soon as it’s fixed.

Don’t you just hate know-it-all aliens.

I like this little alien. I think he’s cute!

I saw that same spaceman in San Francisco in June 1967. No really.

Cue Tom Glazer (although I’m partial to the TMBG versions).

The …uh alien left out the best part: The fusion reaction.

“Even in your world, my son, that is not what a star is, but only what it is made of.” ― C.S. Lewis, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Yvaine: Close your eyes and hold me tight.

Tristan: Why?

Yvaine: What do stars do?

Gary is a not so luminous ball of hot coco and glazed donuts. He gives hope of sending the kids to college for the Donut Shop purveyor.

The dangers of knowing what you are talking about yet not knowing the ignorant are often ignorant by choice and choose to remain ignorant.

Gary is too sappy for words! Maybe he could write a “Dear Aunt Sappy” advice column for the local newspaper (assuming there still is one).

Stick it to him, Space Guy!

Does the alien look like Jason Fox to anyone else?