Adult Children by Stephen Beals for April 17, 2022

facepalm Ohhh NOOooooooh…..

We used to hold a banquet for all the library volunteers where the library employees (people so poorly paid we are practically volunteers ourselves) would make all the food, and the library board (some of the wealthiest people in town) would always show up uninvited to take advantage of the free buffet. Sigh.

The fast food chain I once worked for shot a TV commercial at OUR restaurant because they liked how clean I kept the dining room. But then, a few years later they fired me for wasting time cleaning the dining room.

Jello molds and Green Bean casseroles are her specialty.

The new cashier is a party girl!

Pitch in? You mean pot luck?

I think you meant an ex-employee came up with that idea. Let me just go discuss this with her.

Cold tunafish macaroni salad…Enjoy! (´∀｀)ʱªʱªʱª

It was her idea; let her do the whole thing.

Nothing like a little bout of food poisoning to keep upper management off of your backs for a few weeks – and hopefully out of your store for a few years.

I’d bring take out pizza or doughnuts.