B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 18, 2022

Sounds like Sheldon Cooper talking here …

Hey Dookie, she’s more your relative than his.

I think we have a no-win scenario going on here…

“Why talking rock not fly for me like rock do for weird bird?”

If he jumps up and down on it, that will help.

Clever Girl.

if that’s a “her” … i don’t wanna see the “his”

Just leave her alone. She’ll either get bored or hungry and move on.

Hell hath no fury

Isn’t there a “Squatters Bill of Rights”?

How do they know it’s a “her”?

From the angle the turtle is looking I think he’s got a pretty good idea.

That’s her spot…

“In the winter that spot is close enough to the sun to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer it’s directly in the path of a cross breeze created by winds from there, and there. It faces the world at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide to create a parallax distortion.”

Survival vs valor. H-m-m-m-m . . . Not a choice here.

It’s ok…I’ll wait…..

Just settle down and take it easy. “She” will get hungry and bored soon enough and you can get back to your lives, maybe somewhere else.

Those fangs could pierce a tortoise shell.

Look out before he Rex the joint.

It’s time to shop for a new turtle.

A very generous bird.

What’s that blinding light in the sky heading our way?

There seems to be a proportion issue with her. She is drawn with much too big of a head/snout. Artists just can’t seem to draw women correctly.

And the weird creatures passing for dinosaurs and a few others.

I wouldn’t push it.. she already looks like a dino-sore.