Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 23, 2022

One of the reasons I use the kind tethered by wires. (Similarly for mice and keyboards.) Another is that I dislike multiplying batteries.

Those ivory coloured ones are probably being poached.

Toilet plunger size

As long as he didn’t just forget where he put it – otherwise his friends might start saying that he’s just an “elephant in name only” – since “An elephant never forgets.”

Keeping up with trends can be exasperating …..he already has a trunk full of stuff…..

He lost it in Tuskaloosa.

how’d you put that wristwatch on?

looks like an ear-tusk

He lost it while listening to Fleetwood Mac’s “Tusk” (sorry )

Someone please explain – this one went ‘whoosh’ (gesture of over the head)

It’s down under the couch cushion

Ear tampons look stupid on everyone.

Did it fall out or fall in?