Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 17, 2022

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    Just what the world needs: A uterus w/ wifi. Not.

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    Superfrog  almost 3 years ago

    A chat womb with a view.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Once one sperm enters, no others are allowed in.

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    Jayalexander  almost 3 years ago

    EVERY NIGHT it’s the same hoodlums running amuck!

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    nosirrom  almost 3 years ago

    Just block them on ZygoteBook.

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    P51Strega  almost 3 years ago

    OK, I’m in, now lets split.

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Great, now the Talibums and the Kristonuts will reset the abortion limits again.

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    potfarmer  almost 3 years ago

    Easter egg?

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    Dobber Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    An eggs-clusive relationship. Happy Easter everybody!

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    Lotus  almost 3 years ago

    Had a flashback to Woody’s “Everything you wanted to know about sex, but were afraid to ask” — “What am I doing here?”!

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    jscarff57 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate…”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Now would be a good time unite and tweet it out!

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    oakie817  almost 3 years ago

    that an Easter egg cell?

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    Does he bore you?

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    PunterX Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Why is there an egg in the egg???

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Kids are getting on social media younger and younger these days.

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