Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 17, 2022

Just what the world needs: A uterus w/ wifi. Not.

A chat womb with a view.

Once one sperm enters, no others are allowed in.

EVERY NIGHT it’s the same hoodlums running amuck!

Just block them on ZygoteBook.

OK, I’m in, now lets split.

Great, now the Talibums and the Kristonuts will reset the abortion limits again.

Easter egg?

An eggs-clusive relationship. Happy Easter everybody!

Had a flashback to Woody’s “Everything you wanted to know about sex, but were afraid to ask” — “What am I doing here?”!

“Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate…”

Now would be a good time unite and tweet it out!

that an Easter egg cell?

Does he bore you?

Why is there an egg in the egg???

Kids are getting on social media younger and younger these days.