B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 30, 2022

At least it helps him walk in a straight line.

What a drag…

Used to be longer, but it wore down.

“Got too much tail last night”.

Had so many fermented berries he thinks cavemen can talk.

Is this the original tail-dragging thingy?

Sobering up the next day causes everyone to drag their tale.

When he gets home, it will be a long, long tale he will tell about his tail.

Discovered one of the plants that can be used to make wine.

It is getting old…..

If YOUR tail weighted 150 pounds, you’d drag it too!

Well, that’s what you get for thinking!

Too many eucalyptus trees? Uh-Oh, We’re In Trouble,

Something’s Come Along And It’s Burst Our Bubble

(Yeah, Yeah!)

Uh-Oh, We’re In Trouble,

Gotta Get Home Quick March On The Double!

We’ve Been Out All Night And We Haven’t Been Home,

We’re Walkin’ Through The Back Streets …All Alone!

The Party Was Great, Yeah We Were Really thrilled!

And When We Get In We’re Gonna Get Killed!

What would have made a dragon go on a bender?

Yeah, I’ve had to get up and go somewhere after too much hooch more than once. Dragging ass is a thing.

Wonder what a Bloody Mary would look like then?

Just covering his tracks.

He needs a little hair of the Dilophosaurus.

Nice coloring on this one!

Don’t kangaroos drag their tails too? They can even prop themselves on their tales.