Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for May 04, 2022

after young Boys, Monkeys were Michael Jackson’s next weakness

And that’s how he became a furry

Don’t be a monkey, just be an ape. :D :D :D

what were you expecting, Hammie, a radioactive monkey to bite you in order to give you monkey powers?

And Wren can’t wait to give it a tug.

I’m surprised Wanda is actually encouraging this

You could be an ape instead.

The origin story of Charley the Australopithecine.

If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey.

Even if it has a monkey-kind-of shape.

If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey.

If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey. It’s an ape!

“Wanda, have you seen my tie?”

“It’s prehensile, could be anywhere.”

“I never know what’s going on around here…”

Well, he’s right. Without a tail, he has to be an ape. ;-)

It won’t be low-budget if Mom had bought a new necktie.

Careful Hammie if you get close to Wren that she doesn’t grab something else rather than your tie-tail.

No monkey wears an underwear.

When our son was four, he used to stuff the belt from my bathrobe into his pants to pretend he was a dinosaur. He was heartbroken when his nursery school said that it was a safety hazard and he would have to stop doing that while he was on their premises.

He could be an ape.

Wren wants a tail too.

Zoe draws the line when Hammie starts searching her hair for nits

Wren, teach that monkey the cold, hard facts of life for life forms with tails.

Good mom. Signing in to Hammie’s fantasies.

Well, Hammie, you won’t be growing your own, that is for certain.

The only con that I see is I remember a visit to the zoo and just missed being hit by a “monkey missile!”

Be happy kid – at least it’s pinned on and not plugged in.

My guess is the tie is one Wanda doesn’t like.

“And thereby hangs a tail.” – William Shakespeare

Plus, how is he gonna use it to climb and hang from trees?

Low Budget Monkey would be a great indie band name…

Cheeta, cheeta, through the air, Cheeta tore his underwear! “Me no fret, me no care — me got hair!”

Of course, being an ape, Cheeta didn’t have a tail, either.

Haha! XD

REMINDS ME OF THE BOY ON JUMANJI.

Underwear? I always thought owners in homes kept their monkeys in diapers.

Why is Wren trying to reach for him??