Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 28, 2022

soooo am i allowed to pillage the neighborhood?!

Hagar must be paying Id a visit.

Relax, insurance will cover it. At least that is what they say in California.

Rodney: Can’t you do something about it, sire?

The King: No. It’s inflation and there are supply chain problems … and it’s the Vikings. There’s nothing that any king could do.

They’re not plundering, they’re peaceful protesting.

But they’re plundering without legal permission.

So after over 50 years of Huns, now it’s Vikings?

“The village”? Greenwich or Covington?

go ahead and pillage my home. I cook with Smith & Wesson and his pal Sig Sauer

Pillage the village. Hey, that rhymes. All that’s left is tillage.

Vikings are on the horizon

That’s usually why commodity prices are so high.

My my this sounds familiar…..

I live in an expensive state. Maybe I should go full on Hagar the Horrible and plunder something.

When your government won’t protect you, make a pact with your vikings.

Send the Packers after them. That’ll show em.

Sure, if you’re a BLM or Antifa person.