F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 26, 2022

“Sure…If you’re ordering the Georgeburger.”

Craig coins … That makes about as much sense to me as bitcoins

“Sure, if you don’t mind getting your change back in Spitcoin.”

Then you can only get the Saliva Special.

No, but maybe he’ll trade it for a non-fungible token.

Yep, it’s moving in that direction.

Dude, the transfer fees would be more than your order.

“You say it’s ‘backed’ by a blockhead chain?”

The guy behind the counter may be a doofus, but he’s not a “Kelso”…

No. And we don’t accept cash either.

How about the barter system? You wash dishes for 1 hour and we’ll feed you.

Are these “coins” made from gold, silver or platinum?

I think this crypocurrency is just a scam waiting to implode.

for no cash you can get a delish nothingburger…