NOT OK. So what if Mr. Hamm (or whatever his name) IS in Witness Protection? Leave the poor man and his family alone before he gets two bullets in his head. All kinds of high school students face serious issues at home every day. Does Heather want a Pulitzer that badly?
P3 Mrs. Hammmm showcases her talents as a master of disguise with another hairstyle and color change, the Hammmm Burglar would be well advised to take a lesson or two from the missus
In all reality , your actions yesterday showed me that you’re ready to become a member of the US Marshalls Witness Protection Team . Your training is over good job. Thanks, now we can both get back to our real families. Thank God , life in Milford sucks .
Good thing the Hammmm Burglar lives in the 1970’s, he wouldn’t survive anonymity long in the constant surveillance in public and online of the 21st century
Other reasons Mr. Hamm may be hiding from the camera:
- Isn’t allowed within 500 feet of a school.- Faked his own death and collected millions in an insurance scam.- Works from home and is supposed to be at his desk.
So every time she sees a phone she has to jump in front of him in case they are taking his picture? Yeah, that’ll work. That’s a great plan…I’m proud to be a part of it…Bill Murray, Ghostbusters I.
Okay, since a character right off the bat called the Witness Protection Plan theory, we know we can cross that off the list. We now have to see how long this goes with that misunderstanding before we get the actual lame reason he’s hiding. And speaking of hiding, you must be hiding under a rock if you’re not reading Mopped Up Thorp.
Charks over 2 years ago
NOT OK. So what if Mr. Hamm (or whatever his name) IS in Witness Protection? Leave the poor man and his family alone before he gets two bullets in his head. All kinds of high school students face serious issues at home every day. Does Heather want a Pulitzer that badly?
Gil-doh! over 2 years ago
P3 Mrs. Hammmm showcases her talents as a master of disguise with another hairstyle and color change, the Hammmm Burglar would be well advised to take a lesson or two from the missus
By the way, who’s HMPHing who here?
Mr Reality over 2 years ago
In all reality , your actions yesterday showed me that you’re ready to become a member of the US Marshalls Witness Protection Team . Your training is over good job. Thanks, now we can both get back to our real families. Thank God , life in Milford sucks .
jayesquire over 2 years ago
Not just a new hairstyle. How did the Missus get a haircut on the way home. From a ponytail to a bob cut ????
bearwku82 over 2 years ago
Nothing like washing down the ketchup and noodles passed off as spaghetti and marinara sauce with a warm glass of Milford Winery Merlot.
jslabotnik over 2 years ago
It’s Milford. You ALL live in the middle of nowhere.
rebroxanna over 2 years ago
Called it! maybe?
Gil-doh! over 2 years ago
Good thing the Hammmm Burglar lives in the 1970’s, he wouldn’t survive anonymity long in the constant surveillance in public and online of the 21st century
artegal over 2 years ago
I called it!
That kid with Marfan over 2 years ago
Other reasons Mr. Hamm may be hiding from the camera:
- Isn’t allowed within 500 feet of a school.- Faked his own death and collected millions in an insurance scam.- Works from home and is supposed to be at his desk.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 2 years ago
P2: “I’m ready for my Nostril-Cam closeup, Mr. DeMille!”
hifirick1953 over 2 years ago
Does he really think her jumping in front of him was enough to prevent identification?? We recognized him.
The Pro from Dover over 2 years ago
Ya think?
metals24 over 2 years ago
P1- Nobody has taken a bite but it’s time for another beverage?
Klubble over 2 years ago
So every time she sees a phone she has to jump in front of him in case they are taking his picture? Yeah, that’ll work. That’s a great plan…I’m proud to be a part of it…Bill Murray, Ghostbusters I.
Mopman over 2 years ago
Okay, since a character right off the bat called the Witness Protection Plan theory, we know we can cross that off the list. We now have to see how long this goes with that misunderstanding before we get the actual lame reason he’s hiding. And speaking of hiding, you must be hiding under a rock if you’re not reading Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/