Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 02, 2022

I knew a woman who climaxed every time she sneezed. I asked her if she took anything for it. She replied, “Yes. Ragweed.”

Well, if it comes to that…

I would have imagined that Henry would sneeze some flames.

And the Reluctant Dragon was allergic to daisies.

My mom just planted a patch that looks just like that.

Never knew that, did you Wiz?

The patch in the first panel.

At least there was no flame

If true (if the dragon is allergic to petunias), don’t plant petunias.

[Note: None of the flowers shown in the first panel look like petunias.]

None of the flowers actually look like petunias. Puzzling.

Put the pedal to the metal. And go and get some new petals to plant. Maybe some bulbs to give you and idea.

hayfever

Sometimes a sneeze is just a sneeze.

In real life they would be covered in dragon snot, ewww

That’s right Wiz, he’s “your” dragon!

Spring Allergies. I’m also allergic to petunias. Born in the year of the dragon.

I wonder if they make Xyzal for dragons. (I don’t really care; I just like the word “Xyzal”.)

Why did she plant the flowers perpendicular to the house and so far apart? These are best used as an adornment for the house and planted closer together and perhaps with some mixing of varieties. Planted this way, they are open to death by any good gust of wind.

Allergies are nothing to sneeze at.

gesundheit

Tiz the season Wiz

Well, that would suck for me. I love planting petunias… and geraniums… and marigolds… and the occasional pansy, though they never seem to last long. The pansies are a bunch of pansies.

There’s a spell for that…

Lucky it wasn’t a flameout!

Ah choos which flowers I prefer.

Yes, that’s a weak pun, but ah choos to make a silly comment.

The only thing that went through the mind of the petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again.

You think….

At least it didn’t leave scorched earth.