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I know that a bagel shop is not a real bagel shop when I ask for an onion bagel, and they say, “we don’t have those, but we do have everything bagels”.
FreihEitner Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Bagels, my second favorite hole foods.
eromlig almost 3 years ago
Or, as Gahan Wilson asked, “Is Nothing Sacred?”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
But he can! He is, by definition, an everything. Ergo, anyone in possession of him is holding everything in their hands.
Justanolddude Premium Member almost 3 years ago
everything bagels I find lately should be named “one of everything” bagels. One poppy seed, one sesame seed, one onion flake,…………
Kaputnik almost 3 years ago
I know that a bagel shop is not a real bagel shop when I ask for an onion bagel, and they say, “we don’t have those, but we do have everything bagels”.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
You may think you’re everything. People may call you everything.
But not everyone is going to love you.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s food around a hole, Ralph … I don’t think the hole counts as food … (or does it?)
russef almost 3 years ago
Everything bagels usually have too much salt.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Anything with a hole is less calories, NO?
waltermgm almost 3 years ago
If one bagel in a bag is an everything bagel, then every bagel in that bag is an everything bagel.
walstib Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Gotta get your daily roughage!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The plain bagel on the right is engaging in a vicious schmear campaign.
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
Just gimme a glazed doughnut ….
ncorgbl almost 3 years ago
My Lady calls them “Everywhere Bagels” bagels because I leave a trail on the kitchen counter.
mountainclimber over 2 years ago
everything bagels are not a bargain if you are allergic to cheese.