Herman by Jim Unger for June 05, 2022

Those who won’t read have little advantage over those who can’t.

I had a friend that got married then divorced his wife in three months.I had to ask what happened. His comment was classic. “Imagine buying a beautiful new refrigerator with all the features you ever wanted. You bring it home and it does not work. It does nothing.”

The honeymoon’s over.

For him, forever is flexible.

…if it changes I will let you know…

Right now, my wife is wondering when I’m going to leave this desktop computer and sit with her. Time to move to the iPad.

Looks like the honeymoon is over…

No force on earth, yes. But what about a force from beyond earth?

(What about a force from a long time ago? from a galaxy far far away?)

“Use the Force.”

Yeah – quit reading! Start doing something more productive like watching TV!

My father read all kinds of newspapers including from his home town, the Olyphant Gazatte!

The expiration date on that promise must have passed.

Honeymoon is most definitely over….

Friend said that shortly after the marriage ceremony her new husband said He was glad that was over as he was tired of trying to be Mr. nice guy all the time. Marriage didn’t last long.

I’m not sure what his side of the story is, but it would appear that he got tired of her (or just started taking her for granted) rather quickly.

Well, the good news is, he’ll have lots of time for reading when he’s served with the divorce papers.

At least he seems to have been listening and responded to what she said. Before long he’ll just be saying, “Yes, dear” whenever he hears her voice.