Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for May 14, 2022

I’ll bet it will work on dogs as well Ziggy.

okay then

We just think about making something to eat and the neighbour’s cat shows up. All the cats we have had in the past have had a sixth sense.True story… My ex and I had a cat called Tiger, he would be waiting for me on the garden wall roughly ten minuted before I got home and I never got home at a fixed time. A year or so after we separated, I paid a visit and there he was on the garden wall, my ex said he had been there about ten minutes.

What do you have for those who feed their cats dry cat food?

Why is the clerk dressed like a fast food cook? This is a pet store, why?

All the cat food I use is dry (in bags) or with self opening cans, so the sound of the can opener does nothing to them.

What is a can opener? Something they used in ancient times?

Have you got one that sounds like opening a new bag of kibble?

We had to give the cat some medicine that came in a squeeze tube. “Don’t worry, she will like this,” the vet said.

So the task fell to my youngest sister. She squeezed the proper amount onto a finger and the cat was delighted to lick it off.

Of course, the cat eagerly watched her brush her teeth too!

Hobbes will seriously come running if he hears that noise that sounds remotely like a can opener.

All I have to do is set down my tablet, or put a box or some papers on the table, turn my back, and Presto! A cat has appeared!

Ach, the stampede that would cause here!

Why would I need a whistle that sounds like a can openner, when I have a can openner that sounds exactly like a can openner!!!