Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 05, 2022

oh, that poor sap

Reminds me of what happened to Bruno in a Swamp Thing movie starring Adrienne Barbeau.

He should have bought one of FoxTrot’s NFT lemon aids instead.

Liö’s Eliöxir?! (None for me, thanks.)

At least he don’t need the comb-over anymore.

He don’t know Lio very well, do he…

An elixir for everything!

It’s not really science unless you document the change. Where’s the camera?

Gahan Wilson lives!

Doesn’t the science project competition require proof at the experiment is actually the student’s? Not that there’s any doubt where Lio is concerned.

It was Lio’s.

Miracle Elixir,

That’s wot did the trick, sir,

True, sir, true.

Was it quick, sir?

Did it in a tick, sir,

Just like an elixir

Ought to do!

(Just slightly changed from the version in Sweeney Todd.)

Happy Pentecost! Jesus isn’t dead. He’s just given up the ghost.

Liō’s improvement on Rogaine.

I have no idea if Mark Tatulli reads the comments here, but if he does, congratulations on the nomination!

Seems a tad unethical!