Close to Home by John McPherson for May 16, 2022

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Rotten to the core

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    Wilde Bill  over 2 years ago

    The dark underbelly of fairytales revealed here.

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    whahoppened  over 2 years ago

    Just take the rhino’s credit card away from him.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 2 years ago

    This is the most realistic depiction of this tale I’ve ever seen.

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    Copy-&-Paste  over 2 years ago

    Imagine her bladder consumption snoozing one hundred years..!!

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    The Pro from Dover  over 2 years ago

    Jeez! Anybody can have bad breath Beauty. But yours would knock a Buzzard off a shit wagon!…George Carlin

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    Hose her with listerine

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    CrimsonOne18  over 2 years ago

    LOLOLOL!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Okay,. Now that there’s a fairy tale with a lesson. If you’re a charming Prince don’t be cold kissing a strange girl in her bed. Besides, her Dad may have a shotgun.

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    jango  over 2 years ago

    Haven’t heard this in years….“wash her mouth out with soap”

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    Znox11  over 2 years ago

    I imagine her BO was kickin’ as well.

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    IWannaBeLerxst  over 2 years ago

    This is the hardest I’ve laughed at this strip in YEARS!!!

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    manowarrior  over 2 years ago

    If he thinks that’s bad,wait until he sees how much hair can grow you know where (everywhere) after not shaving for 100 years.not to mention the length of her toenails!

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 2 years ago

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    manowarrior  over 2 years ago

    I wouldn’t want to smell her body odor!

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    Or 150 feet…

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    Strider Keninginne Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Didn’t I see this particular gag in an old Mad Magazine? Her reply to his statement about her awful morning breath (& I hope I’m remembering this correctly), “What did you expect after [sleeping] a hundred years, lilacs?”

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    RobinHood  over 2 years ago

    “Put a Tic Tac in your mouth and get a bang out of life”?

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    dlaemmerhirt999  over 2 years ago

    How has NO ONE mentioned this before now?!?

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    Buckeye67  over 2 years ago

    Bleeb you old dog, how long have you been in that bed?

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That must be a plastic flower!!!!!!!!! Now we know. Bleeb has no sense of smell. Hi Little Alien Dude!!!!!!!!! :)

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You think that is bad, wait until you get a sniff of those sheets…

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    The Orange Mailman  over 2 years ago

    Garlic chips will do that.

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