In its natural habitat, the tree-dwelling housewife usually exists on kale and small salads… but as conditions change, it will scavenge for donuts or cheese, and in a need for a more nutritious sustenance, it will attack passers-by from the trees, tearing….
What? But it’s just a cartoon!… Oh alright!
I’ve just been told I’m an idiot again, for making jokes and about making women sound like wild predatory animals, and that I have to apologize again and get off the computer. Sorry!
Dang! I gotta quit doing this at the kitchen table!
C over 2 years ago
That’s batty even by tik tok standards
oldpine52 over 2 years ago
…she’s a man eater…
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Al is about to need the plumbing after Sophie scares the s#it out of him!
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
I thought she was just a cougar.
j_m_kuehl over 2 years ago
The Plumber’s crack / Cleavage turned her on
Aficionado over 2 years ago
Bleeb was well positioned but ultimately disappointed to learn that she was wearing slacks instead of a dress. Sorry, Bleeb. Ya can’t win ’em all.
Doug K over 2 years ago
Carnivore is one thing. Cannibal is (usually) another.
geese28 over 2 years ago
Quick!! Tell her you’re full of gluten!!
Prey over 2 years ago
He´s a plumber so he´s probably been leading her on.
Chris over 2 years ago
she’s a man eater! :\
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’d tranq her right outta that tree. Do you have any idea how rare and precious plumbers are?
Dobie Premium Member over 2 years ago
In its natural habitat, the tree-dwelling housewife usually exists on kale and small salads… but as conditions change, it will scavenge for donuts or cheese, and in a need for a more nutritious sustenance, it will attack passers-by from the trees, tearing….
What? But it’s just a cartoon!… Oh alright!
I’ve just been told I’m an idiot again, for making jokes and about making women sound like wild predatory animals, and that I have to apologize again and get off the computer. Sorry!
Dang! I gotta quit doing this at the kitchen table!
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
Yeah, when he bends over he shows a crack!
oakie817 over 2 years ago
nasty crack
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Grrrr Baby; Double Grrrr!
the lost wizard over 2 years ago
They did tell the plumber that it had something to do with a trap. :)
gammaguy over 2 years ago
Pipe down!
sandflea over 2 years ago
“Oh-oh here she comes, watch out boy she’ll chew you up, Oh-oh here she comes, she’s a man eater.”
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 2 years ago
She’s on a carnivore diet in which she eats only carnivores.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
She shouldn’t be doing crack.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
BTW, that was a rather casual observance.
jbduncan over 2 years ago
Wait ’til you see her after that first martini!
mbrahms26 over 2 years ago
Step back, Al, and quickly! Watch Sophie splatter all over the path.
jr1234 over 2 years ago
Santa Clarita Diet
PaintTheDust over 2 years ago
Fend her off with a plunger. One good “whomp” to the face with a wet plunger and she’ll lose her appetite.
aussie399 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Can carnivores eat vegans? Or are they considered vegetables?