Close to Home by John McPherson for May 19, 2022

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    C  over 2 years ago

    That’s batty even by tik tok standards

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    oldpine52  over 2 years ago

    …she’s a man eater…

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    Al is about to need the plumbing after Sophie scares the s#it out of him!

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    Wilde Bill  over 2 years ago

    I thought she was just a cougar.

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    j_m_kuehl  over 2 years ago

    The Plumber’s crack / Cleavage turned her on

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    Aficionado  over 2 years ago

    Bleeb was well positioned but ultimately disappointed to learn that she was wearing slacks instead of a dress. Sorry, Bleeb. Ya can’t win ’em all.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Carnivore is one thing. Cannibal is (usually) another.

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    Quick!! Tell her you’re full of gluten!!

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    Prey  over 2 years ago

    He´s a plumber so he´s probably been leading her on.

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    Chris  over 2 years ago

    she’s a man eater! :\

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’d tranq her right outta that tree. Do you have any idea how rare and precious plumbers are?

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    In its natural habitat, the tree-dwelling housewife usually exists on kale and small salads… but as conditions change, it will scavenge for donuts or cheese, and in a need for a more nutritious sustenance, it will attack passers-by from the trees, tearing….

    What? But it’s just a cartoon!… Oh alright!

    I’ve just been told I’m an idiot again, for making jokes and about making women sound like wild predatory animals, and that I have to apologize again and get off the computer. Sorry!

    Dang! I gotta quit doing this at the kitchen table!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Yeah, when he bends over he shows a crack!

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    nasty crack

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Grrrr Baby; Double Grrrr!

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    the lost wizard  over 2 years ago

    They did tell the plumber that it had something to do with a trap. :)

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    gammaguy  over 2 years ago

    Pipe down!

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    sandflea  over 2 years ago

    “Oh-oh here she comes, watch out boy she’ll chew you up, Oh-oh here she comes, she’s a man eater.”

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 2 years ago

    She’s on a carnivore diet in which she eats only carnivores.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    She shouldn’t be doing crack.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    BTW, that was a rather casual observance.

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    jbduncan  over 2 years ago

    Wait ’til you see her after that first martini!

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    mbrahms26  over 2 years ago

    Step back, Al, and quickly! Watch Sophie splatter all over the path.

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    jr1234  over 2 years ago

    Santa Clarita Diet

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    PaintTheDust  over 2 years ago

    Fend her off with a plunger. One good “whomp” to the face with a wet plunger and she’ll lose her appetite.

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Can carnivores eat vegans? Or are they considered vegetables?

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