Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 19, 2022

Get him a “Slushee”.

A little high strung, she

Sometimes the frogs are easier to spot. Right, girls?

And not her worst date either.

Fly-in-soup jokes are killing the Fusco Brothers!!!

If he is a frog amongst men, he must be a prince amongst frogs!

That reminds me of the ending of a Simpsons’ Halloween special episode. :-D

GREAT gag, Bill! Best I’ve seen on a fly-in-the-soup for a looooong time!!

I take it that she wasn’t the princess who kissed him.

If only he had asked before he just took that first fly from her soup, their relationship might not have croaked.

He’s one of those lizard aliens from “V”

Deirdre discovers that kissing a frog to turn him into a prince doesn’t go as well as hoped.

Good thing she didn’t invite him in for a tongue -n-cheek drink…

I guess a French Kiss goodnight is out of the question now?

Running away might be a bit hasty, sex could be fantastic.

His last girlfriend was an evil witch?

This demands a review of [in]famous ‘fly in the soup’ jokes:

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!

Keep it down sir, or everyone will want one.

Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?

Um, it looks like the breaststroke to me

Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!

What do you expect for $2.00 – a live one?

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!

Its OK, Sir, there’s no extra charge!

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!

Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!

Don’t worry sir, the spider on the bread roll will get him.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

Sorry sir, I must have overlooked it when I removed the other three.

A true male chauvinist frog.

It’s all yours.

That tongue might come in handy again under different circumstances.

Or the follow-up:

“What’s it doing?”

“The backstroke, I think.”

With that tongue he must be something else in a clinch